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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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