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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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