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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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