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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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