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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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