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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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