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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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