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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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