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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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