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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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