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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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