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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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