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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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