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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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