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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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