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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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