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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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