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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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