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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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