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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁
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