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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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