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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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