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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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