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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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