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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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