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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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