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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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