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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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