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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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