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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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