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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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