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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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