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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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