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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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