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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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