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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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