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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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