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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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