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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡
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