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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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