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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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