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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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