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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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