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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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