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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍
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