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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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