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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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