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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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