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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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