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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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