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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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