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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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