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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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