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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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