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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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