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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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